You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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