HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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