my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You surviving the open bar?
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I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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