whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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