so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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