It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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