fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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