i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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