Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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