some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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