she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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