i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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