May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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