Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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