i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
handjob tips. give me some.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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