similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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