do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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