i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
