I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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