got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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