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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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