we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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