How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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