NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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