We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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