My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Randomize
