never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
How naked do you want me to be?
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