YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
