i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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