The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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