Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
