Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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