in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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