Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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