final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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