dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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