whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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