All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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