It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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