Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
