I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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