She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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