the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Randomize
