just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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