He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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