found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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