Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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