I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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