They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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