so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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