He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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